PONTELLIER, CAIN

[CAIN PONTELLIER]

[atrb=width,450,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellPadding,10,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true] CAIN PONTELLIER, GETTING TO KNOW YOU, As silly as all of this is, I really can’t help but worry that my dearest half-sister is plotting against me and so here I am. That being said, any other Cains you might see are imposters and if you can direct me to them, I will have them promptly murdered in cold blood. BI Now then, onto the rest of this strange little site’s nosy questions. My name is Cain Pontellier (and no, it is not pronounced pon-tell-ear, it’s pon-tee-ay), I’ve amassed a total of twenty years in terms of age, I am a mutt of French and Anglo-Saxon descent, I attend Osaka University as a business major, and I serve as a host at Taste The Static—have you seen the lights and the colors? It’s like an acid trip sans acid and it’s glorious. If you couldn’t already tell, I’m not native to this god-forsaken, floating rock; rather, I’m from Nice, France and was forcibly relocated approximately three years ago. Yes, I do speak French quite frequently (My Japanese is bloody awful, truthfully), so I’m more noticeable in a crowd even without the help of looking like an albino. Oh, I’m also a dog lover to the extreme—I would adopt every mutt and pedigree in the city if I had the space and the money—but for now I have two boys who mean the world to me~. They’re so cute. <: Eh. I can’t really think of what else might be worth mentioning, so I won’t; it’s five A.M. or something as of right now anyways. DIG A BIT DEEPER, What do I want? Why, that’s a funny question, as I don’t want anything. At least not anything long-term, attachments and whatnot are so ridiculous anyways. Mm. Though if a person’s so eager to spend time with me, they might as well know my tastes, oui? I am pansexual, gender and gender identification doesn’t mean anything to me, though I am much pickier about age, especially in the case of women—no one younger than one or two years and no one older than five. Free love and all that is just peachy but them’s the breaks, as they say. I’m not much for public displays of affection and would prefer to keep my personal space bubble intact for as long as possible, so clingy individuals might as well begone now. Other than that, it doesn’t really matter how you act so long as it amuses me in some meaningful way—I’m not exactly picky, by any means. Just don't expect a culmination of every romantic comedy you've ever seen ever to happen with me and we'll get along swimmingly. THIS TEMPLATE WAS CREATED BY MAMA REA FOR USE ON FOREVER & EVER!